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Privatta

Secure P2P File Sharing

Files shared directly between machines — encrypted end-to-end, never touching a third-party server. libp2p + Noise Protocol architecture.

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10 File transfers / 24 hoursCommunity support
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1-Year
2 seats · 1-year license
  • Single machine activation
  • 12 months of updates
  • Unlimited file transfers
  • Per-file access control
  • Cryptographic identity
  • Offline operation
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1-Year Team
5 seats · 1-year license
  • Up to 5 machine activations
  • 12 months of updates
  • Unlimited file transfers
  • Per-file access control
  • Priority email support
  • Offline operation
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DuplicateDuster

Intelligent File Deduplication

500K files per pass, 99.2% accuracy. MD5 + fuzzy hash matching with DoD-spec safe removal. No data ever leaves the machine.

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1 seat · 1-year license
  • Single machine activation
  • 12 months of updates
  • Unlimited scan passes
  • MD5 + fuzzy hash engine
  • Safe removal preview
  • Local processing only
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1-Year Team
5 seats · 1-year license
  • Up to 5 machine activations
  • 12 months of updates
  • Unlimited scan passes
  • DoD-spec safe removal
  • Priority email support
  • Local processing only
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OfficeBrief

AI Document Management

Semantic search, OCR, automatic classification — all running on your hardware. GDPR/HIPAA by design. Integrates with AssistantGeneral.

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1 seat · 1-year license
  • Single machine activation
  • 12 months of updates
  • Semantic full-text search
  • OCR pipeline included
  • Auto document classification
  • Local LLM support
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1-Year Team
5 seats · 1-year license
  • Up to 5 machine activations
  • 12 months of updates
  • OCR + classification pipeline
  • AssistantGeneral integration
  • GDPR/HIPAA audit pack
  • Priority email support
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AssistantGeneral

Local-First Enterprise AI PlatformComing Soon

On-device LLM inference, RAG knowledge base, visual workflow builder, and MCP protocol support — your AI, running entirely on your infrastructure.

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TBA
1 seat · 1-year license
  • Single machine activation
  • 12 months of updates
  • Local LLM inference
  • RAG knowledge base
  • Founding user pricing lock
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1-Year Team
TBA
5 seats · 1-year license
  • Up to 5 machine activations
  • 12 months of updates
  • Visual workflow builder
  • MCP protocol support
  • OfficeBrief integration
  • Priority support
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DocumentConverter

File Conversion API — 150+ FormatsComing Soon

25+ conversion engines behind one REST endpoint. PDF, video, audio, images, spreadsheets — sandboxed per job. Free tier, pay-per-job above.

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5 conversions per dayAll 150+ formats50 MB max input sizeCommunity support
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1-Year Starter
TBA
1-year API access
  • 500 conversions / month
  • 12 months of access
  • 500 MB max input size
  • Webhooks + REST
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Space Wizard

Storage Visualizer & File ManagerComing Soon

Visual drive analytics, duplicate detection, and a cross-platform dual-pane file manager. No cloud account, no telemetry — runs entirely on the machine.

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Visual drive analyticsDual-pane file managerLocal searchNo cloud account required
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1-Year
TBA
1 seat · 1-year license
  • Single machine activation
  • 12 months of updates
  • Duplicate detection
  • Scheduled scans
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VoiceMe

Real-Time On-Device SubtitlesComing Soon

Whisper-powered live desktop subtitles for any audio source. No audio is transmitted off-device. Works fully offline after the first model download.

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Live desktop subtitlesWhisper tiny / base models1 source languageNo audio leaves the device
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TBA
1 seat · 1-year license
  • Single machine activation
  • 12 months of updates
  • Multi-language switching
  • Custom subtitle styles
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JokeService

62 Joke Endpoints · 100% Useless

43 joke endpoints across 6 categories. No auth, no SLA, no rate-limit removal (because there were none to begin with). The PRO tier costs $499 and gives you absolutely nothing extra. We are not kidding. We are also kidding.

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All 62 endpointsGET /api/yes, GET /api/no, GET /api/maybeCORS enabledNo rate limits (so far)No support inboxComes as-is, will probably stay as-is
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PRO (1-Year)
$499
still one-time · still nothing extra
  • Same nothing as the monthly PRO
  • Now for a whole year of nothing
  • Still no refunds
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100% Local Processing
Zero Telemetry
Air-Gapped Support
GDPR / HIPAA compatible
No Vendor Cloud Access
Works Fully Offline
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