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Privatta
Secure P2P File SharingFiles shared directly between machines — encrypted end-to-end, never touching a third-party server. WebRTC architecture with an open-source signaling server.
- 14 day free trial
- 2 machine activations
- Unlimited file transfers
- Per-file access control
- Cryptographic identity
- Always up to date
- Cancel anytime
- 5 machine activations
- Add more seats anytime
- Unlimited file transfers
- Per-file access control
- Priority email support
- Always up to date
- Cancel anytime
DuplicateDuster
Intelligent File DeduplicationMulti-threaded SHA-256 exact-match detection with optional three-pass secure erase. No data ever leaves the machine.
- 1 machine activation
- Unlimited scan passes
- SHA-256 exact-match hashing
- Safe removal preview
- Always up to date
- Cancel anytime
- 5 machine activations
- Add more seats anytime
- Unlimited scan passes
- Three-pass secure erase
- Priority email support
- Always up to date
- Cancel anytime
OfficeBrief
AI Document ManagementSemantic search, OCR, automatic classification — all running on your hardware. GDPR/HIPAA by design. Integrates with AssistantGeneral.
- 1 machine activation
- Semantic full-text search
- OCR pipeline included
- Auto document classification
- Always up to date
- Cancel anytime
- 5 machine activations
- Add more seats anytime
- OCR + classification pipeline
- AssistantGeneral integration
- GDPR/HIPAA compliance pack
- Priority email support
- Cancel anytime
AssistantGeneral
Local-First Enterprise AI PlatformComing SoonOn-device LLM inference, RAG knowledge base, visual workflow builder, and MCP protocol support — your AI, running entirely on your infrastructure.
- 1 machine activation
- Local LLM inference
- RAG knowledge base
- Always up to date
- Cancel anytime
- 5 machine activations
- Visual workflow builder
- MCP protocol support
- OfficeBrief integration
- Priority support
- Cancel anytime
DocumentConverter
File Conversion API — 150+ FormatsComing Soon25+ conversion engines behind one REST endpoint. PDF, video, audio, images, spreadsheets — sandboxed per job. Free tier, pay-per-job above.
- 500 conversions / month
- 500 MB max input size
- Priority queue
- Webhooks on completion
- Cancel anytime
- 10,000 conversions / month
- 2 GB max input size
- Dedicated worker pool
- Webhooks + REST + S3 sink
- Email support
- Self-hosted, on your infrastructure
- Unlimited conversions
- Custom format adapters
- SLA + priority support
Space Wizard
Storage Visualizer & File ManagerComing SoonVisual drive analytics, duplicate detection, and a cross-platform dual-pane file manager. No cloud account, no telemetry — runs entirely on the machine.
- 2 machine activations
- Duplicate detection
- Scheduled scans
- Always up to date
- Cancel anytime
- 5 machine activations
- Duplicate detection
- Shared dashboards
- Priority email support
- Cancel anytime
VoiceMe
Real-Time On-Device SubtitlesComing SoonWhisper-powered live desktop subtitles for any audio source. No audio is transmitted off-device. Works fully offline after the first model download.
- 2 machine activations
- Larger Whisper models
- Multi-language switching
- Custom subtitle styles
- Always up to date
- Cancel anytime
- 5 machine activations
- All Whisper model sizes
- Centralized billing
- Priority email support
- Cancel anytime
JokeService
62 Joke Endpoints · 100% Useless43 joke endpoints across 6 categories. No auth, no SLA, no rate-limit removal (because there were none to begin with). The PRO tier costs $499 and gives you absolutely nothing extra. We are not kidding. We are also kidding.
- No SLA (we haven't written one)
- No additional endpoints
- No rate-limit removal (still zero)
- No priority support, no support inbox
- No roadmap influence — no roadmap exists
- No PRO badge — no accounts exist
- No thank-you email. Possibly a regret email.
- Statutory refund rights apply in full (the one real feature)
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